DATE: August 1st 1997 - Circulation: 1 - Separate issues : 25.7c - Back Issues: Issue 1

The Daily Problem

The Way To Goa Found By The Problem!

'You just have to know where to look'

HQ - After a long time, The Problem finally did what has long been coming! Music was created, not in the form of a MOD, but in a way that The Problem refers to as: 'Advanced Blue Noise Modulation' (ABNM).

One of the several new pieces of equipment - a cool blue synthesizer - has been put to use with great effect for the first time, by AlcoRhythm of The Problem. A Goa Trance style track, named 'Way To Goa' is the result. Although this is the first attempt, The Problem is quite proud of this breakthrough. More on the subject can be found on this site, in Audioscapes. The track is free to download as an MP3 file from the Transfer Station.

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Snack Tested AGAIN!

ATLANTA
- Infinity of The Problem took it upon himself to travel halfway around the world, from The Netherlands all the way to Atlanta (Georgia, USA) to find out once and for all if Bugles (the terribly addictive snacks that all TP members eat tons of), are as good in The States, as they are in the snack-capital of the world: Holland! The results are not surprising: Infinity came back with a devastating report on exactly how bad Bugles taste over there. 'They taste like...' he said with a disgusted look on his face, and he is still trying to work out how to finish this sentence.


MAOTE - Many bands have had the pleasure already to be able to participate in the same show as The Problem's Infinity, and now he is planning to share some of the joy with everybody who is willing to read.

He will be bringing a series of party and concert reviews from a point of view that few have ever seen. As a lightjockey he knows all the ins and outs of the dangerous music and party industry. When asked what he liked the best about his work, Infinity smiled and said: "Well... the girls mostly", followed by "...euh I mean...". Since I am a reporter I refused to let him finish his sentence though. The reviews can be found on the site in the section Probe.


ATLANTA - The popular page 'The Heart & Soul Of Me', by Brittnay Woodward, has been updated with a new poem called 'Spare Me'. You can find it (and it's predecessor) in Probe Online. The next update is already there too, and it's called 'Where Are You?', so you'd better read them now!
AALTEN - TP-member AlcoRhythm has discovered the world of MIDI with his synthesizer and Amiga. The first result of this discovery is an MP3 file that can be downloaded from the Transfer Station on this site.

Also on this site is a new article, written by AlcoRhythm, about the way MIDI relates to Amigas, Bars and Pipes. In it you can find a description of one of the most remarkable music programs ever released: Bars and Pipes Professional from (the late) Blue Ribbon Soundworks for the Amiga range of computers. Take a look in Audioscapes to see it.


The Problem Scientists Open Amazing Jumpgate!

The world of science turned upside down

JumpGate DELTA QUADRANT - Today The Problem Industries have announced that their R/D department, headed by some of the world leading scientists and engineers, have succesfully opened a jumpgate.

This thrilling new discovery will allow cyber-travellers to get to their desired destination faster, cheaper and, above all, safer! No more hassle with passing through totally uninteresting or hostile sites, no more tediously slow and expensive galaxy-searchers! The gate, when used properly, will open the way for a whole new era of cyberspace exploration in which the cyber-nauts are finally in control of their own destination. The new invention is coupled to an ever growing database of nice and pleasant locations to jump to.


ENSCHEDE - The Audioscapes section of the website will be extended with a regularly updated record review page VERY soon. The page is managed by The Problem's own DJ Tao.

The new review page has already been announced in Audioscapes. It will feature a host of reviews of good vinyl. All styles are present, so for everyone who has a taste for real house music, this is the place to check out before running off to a recordshop. The page will be updated frequently, so there's always something new to be found!

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