Like 'em?

We just got them!

Like 'em?

We just got them!


Der Krimi - ADVENTURES OF GERMAN POLIZEI MÄNNER

Chapter 5: The Bust

"ALL OF YA! AGAINST DA WALL" Dereck shouted with the enthusiasm of a praying mantus. (? - WEd.)

"yeah, against the wall you guys... you know the routine, niiice and slooow"

Everybody in the room stopped doing what they where doing to see what was happening.

"I TOLD YOU! AGAINST DA WALL! BUSTED! PARTY's OVA! ahum"

One of the men who had stopped working, cleared his throat and asked
"Which wall?"
"WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO OFFER?!" yelled Dereck.
"yeah tell 'm!" Theo supported.
"Well, I've got this really splendid wall over here, but it's a bit cold... marble you know. And that one over there, with the door in it, which was actually not planned to be there, but... well it is. And the one I'm standing next to right now was especially made to stand against in case of a bust or during the lunchbreak."

"IT'LL DO PERFECTLY THEN! NOW MOOOOVE YOUOUOUR AAAARSSHHH" "move your butts!"

"Okay" And the whole team moved against their wall, sticking their hands up in the air.

"WHO TOLD YOU TO STICK UP YOUR HANDS!?"

And all the hands moved down again. Laurent from Interpol looked around and saw some enormous kettles throughout the hall. From all of them came a blubbery boiling sound, and the smell was abhorrid. Along the cold wall were a huge number of computers with flashing lights, joysticks and little meters that didn't seem to have any purpose. One of the people with the hands down stepped forward and said "Like'm? We just got them! They all have an Intel Inside, and they run at more than 10,000 megah..." "SHUT UP, or I'll shoot some Intel's Outside!" The man stepped back against the wall. "And stick your hands in the air!"

"NO! You stick your hands up!"

All the polizei men turned around and saw a whole army of tall green men pointing guns at them. All of them had panties over their head, some had ladders in them!

"Who are you?" our heroes wanted to know.
"We are THEM! and you've had IT!" was the clear answer.

Some men stepped towards the polizei and knocked their lights out. Next thing they knew, they where hanging over one of those huge kettles. Looking at them from a platform was a Very Big man with a Very Big cybernetic arm, holding a remote control with a Very Big antenna on it.